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Viagra Dosed Ice Cream Created, Will It Keep Your Cone From Wilting?

Charlie Francis, a self-described “food inventor,” has been creating out-there ice cream flavors for several years now. In addition to your boring vanilla and chocolate, Francis has dabbled with flavors as crazy as roast beef, horseradish, and even ice cream imbued with jellyfish protein so it glows in the dark. Now, the ice cream mad scientist has gone a step farther and has made the world renowned erectile health medication into a delicious ice cream.

“It’s all very secretive, we’ve had to sign a confidentiality agreement so I can’t reveal the name of the client,” said Francis in a press statement. “All I’m allowed to say is it was for a party and that they were very happy with the end result.”

The Viagra-dosed ice cream, appropriately dubbed “The Arousal,” contains a 25mg dose of Viagra per scoop. While you would think the ice cream would taste like medication, Francis went the extra mile and flavored the concoction with bubbly champagne.

“We make any flavor of ice cream for people’s events. Our client approached us and asked if it was possible. And it was,” Francis said in a press statement. “We spent a couple of days in our development kitchen working on it, incorporating the Viagra was relatively easy, making it taste nicely of champagne was harder.”

But while an ice cream that tastes great it all well and good, everyone wanted to know if the Viagra dosed ice cream fulfilled it’s ultimate purpose.

“Yes, the client was ‘very happy’ with the end result.'”

Evan Hopkins is a 24 year old writer operating out of Atlanta, GA. When he isn't writing, he enjoys reading books, drinking coffee, and folk music.Evan Hopkins on Google+