People drop their pants. It happens. Probably every day. A quick search of “pants falling down” on YouTube returns tons of videos featuring unsuspecting people dropping trou. But what happens when you’re a celebrity, and your wardrobe malfunction happens in front of, well, the world? Here’s what happens:
1. The Single(tary) Most Disturbing Half-Time Ass-Chewing Ever
When the San Franscisco 49ers were getting spanked on the field during their October 26, 2008 game against the Seattle Seahawks, coach Mike Singletary decided to use a whole new tactic for expressing his angst at the situation: he took his pants off.
In an effort to illustrate the team getting their “tails” whipped on the field, Singletary bared his buttcheeks during the half-time locker room shakedown, to drive home the point that they should all feel humiliated by their poor performance. Rumor has it that the pants stayed ankle-bound for the entire 3-4 minute berating by Coach S. Was it effective? The Niners still lost, but they gained a whole new perspective on their coach.
2. Eagles and Bears and Buns, Oh My!
When you’re in the game, you’re in the game. And if that means your chocolate moon gets exposed, well, so be it. You’ve got to make the play.
That’s what Chicago Bears Wide Receiver Devin Hester learned…the hard way.
During the fourth quarter of the November 22, 2009 game between the Bears and the Eagles, Eagles player, Dmitri Patterson, attempted to tackle Hester, exposing his bits and pieces along the way.
Well, the Bears still lost by 4, but nobody could point the finger at Hester for not holding up his end of the deal, right?
3. A New Meaning for the Term “Soccer BALLS”
When Brazilian soccer player extraordinaire, Neymar, hits the field, he’s all business. But his pants can’t say the same thing. In fact, the sons of britches were so long that Neymar himself hooked them with his shoe during an August 2010 game, pulling them off. The result? A full-on view of the athlete’s tightie blackies (with tell-tale buttcheeks and wobbly bits included). Score!
4. Ain’t No Lyin’: Steve Lyons Drops ‘Em…On the Field
You make a kickass play, narrowly sliding into first base after defeating a bunt hit when it happens…you have dirt in your drawers. And lots of it. So, what do you do? You drop your pants and set the dirt free, of course.
Or do you?
Most would be aware of the fact that millions of people are watching as you take off your pants. You know, people at the game, people watching on TV, people who will see your momentary lapse of judgment on YouTube for the rest of forever. But that didn’t stop Chicago White Sox player “Psycho” Steve Lyons in a 1990 game against the Detroit Tigers. That’s not how he got his nickname, but it didn’t hurt.
5. Leave it to Bieber
Unfortunately for singing twitsation, Justin Bieber, losing his pants is a fairly common occurrence. He’s lost them on the beach and, well, just about everywhere else. We guess that’ll happen when your butt is so small and your pants are so low.
But still, Beebs sunk to a whole new level when he inadvertently lost his cover while performing on stage in July of 2010. And while the Bieber Nation girls probably lost their minds at the sight of his bootay, the rest of the world rolled their eyes, silently wishing the boy’s mother would buy him some pants that fit already.
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