By: Liberty Kontranowski
It’s finally happened: Viagra has gone over-the-counter in Britain. The Tesco supermarket chain now offers the Little Blue Pill to men between the ages of 40 and 65, and we’ve got the goods on who’s snapping it up. Here, the Top Ten UK Cities for Viagra Sales.
10. Thurrock, Essex
Known for its savvy new shopping centre, the men of Thurrock seem to be shopping for something else, if you catch our drift. They round out the top 10 cities for Viagra use.
9. York
Viagra saves the day! Thanks to V, the men of York will be saved from being shipped off by their wives to the infamous York Dungeon due to their lack of sexual prowess. Now, York couples can get their freak on at home and the dungeon spirits can RIP.
8. Altrincham
Altrincham is known for its historical market, but thankfully its male residents won’t have to hit the black market for Viagra anymore. They’ll just hit the local Tesco and all will be well.
7. Portsmouth
It seems the Spinnaker Tower, a symbol of redevelopment in Portsmouth Harbor, is just about the only tower the citizens of Portsmouth can rely on. That is, until the menfolk of this community hit the pharmacy.
6. Blackpool
Blackpool may boast “The Big One,” Europe’s tallest and fastest roller coaster, but they’re definitely lacking in bedroom “big ones.” Guess they need to get their thrills at the amusement park…or get their bums to the nearest Tesco.
5. Chesterfield
Looks like the spire of this church in isn’t the only thing crooked in Chesterfield. The men of this community are flocking to straighten things up in the sack with some Vitamin V. They round out the Top 5 cities for Viagra use in the UK.
4. Southhampton
Southhampton may be the site of an RMS Titanic memorial, but there is nothing titanic about the wood Southhampton men are sporting. At least they’re attempting to fix that problem by scoring themselves some Viagra.
3. Lea Valley, London
The phallic shape of the Lea Valley marina is pretty ironic considering this town is the third largest purchaser of OTC Viagra in the UK.
2. Solihull
We hope that the introduction of OTC Viagra has led this quaint little hotel to see a boost in action. And we suspect it has, as this community is the second most Viagra-loving city in the UK.
1. Bristol
Is this image a crystal ball depiction of the kind of electricity the bedrooms of Bristol will soon see, now that they’re the top purchasers of OTC Viagra? Boy, do we hope so. This city made its other UK neighbors wilt under the competition, and they easily swept the #1 position. All we have to say is, “Ladies of Bristol, watch out!”
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