The 5 Greatest Penis Pranks of All Time
People love penises. People love pranks. So it’s hardly surprising that penises and pranks have gone together throughout history. Here are five of the greatest.
5 Napoleon’s Penis Takes a Trip
Napoleon was a figure of incredible controversy, respect, loathing, and, naturally, weird urban legends. Among them is the rumor that somebody, no doubt either upset with him or greedy, actually cut his penis off after his death and kept it as a memento. It knocked around the world for most of the 20th century before being purchased by a urologist, who seems like the right guy to own such a thing.
Nobody knows if it’s Napoleon’s penis, somebody else’s penis, or even a penis in the first place. Either way, the gag’s on Napoleon; it’s universally described as…er…tiny. Well, if you can’t conquer in the home, you might as well conquer most of Europe!
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4 Snowman Gets Some Fun Parts
They rarely see snow in South Carolina, so when they get it, they have fun with it. Depending on who you ask, though, one guy had a little too much fun.
The unnamed man decided to build a snowman, and also added a few parts…dyed bright pink. Most people turned a blind eye to the well equipped Frosty, but some neighbors had a few objections, and ultimately, the police got involved. We’re not sure whether it was a call that consisted of “Eek! A penis!” But that would be pretty hilarious, and probably the weirdest call they ever got in Greenville.
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3 High Schoolers Pull a Prank So Subtle It Takes a Satellite To See
We’re not sure what inspired these high schoolers to draw an enormous penis on their football field. Maybe it was the school being located on Shaft Road. Maybe it was a rivalry that has finally ended because there’s no way you can get back from this.
Either way, all we know is that there’s a huge penis on this football field, and the only way we knew about it was thanks to Google Maps. This is why we love the Internet; it makes life so much more interesting.
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2 Drawbridge Gets Repainted
The Russian art collective Voina (translation: War) had an objection to the security measures being taken in St. Petersburg due to the International Economic Forum dropping by. But instead of waving signs or writing letters to the editor, they found some spraypaint, went to a drawbridge, and got proactive.
Yes, they spraypainted an enormous penis on the bridge, so whenever the bridge is up, so is the penis. Unlike most protests, we bet this actually got the point across. So to speak.
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1 Farewell to School
Some of the staff of the University of Utah Chronicle decided to have just a little fun as they were leaving, and arranged their columns to spell, well…see for yourself…
After this hit, the students were put in graduation limbo thanks to a stuffy administrator, but fortunately, common sense prevailed. Not before a substantially nastier word appeared in the Chronicle, though. Don’t mess with the kids, Utah.
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