Viagra has been the best friend of couples for many years, but it can also be someone’s worst enemy. Read on for a look at the 3 Weirdest Real-Life Viagra Accidents…and be thankful they didn’t happen to you!
1. Quit Your Wine(ing)
It was innocent. An Italian woman didn’t think that her fifty-five year old husband was acting like the stallion he was meant to be, so she gave him a glass of wine … spiked with two Viagra tablets. Eep!
Unfortunately, what was intended to heat up their night together landed the poor guy in the hospital with a heart attack. He’s not blaming her, though. In fact, the whole incident reminded the guy why he was impotent in the first place (job stress) and he dialed back the daily grind.
Since then, the two have experienced a rejuvenated love life, though it remains to be seen whether this is due to positive life changes or medicinal enhancements. Either way, we bet they’re both walking with a nice spring in their step these days.
2. All Day Play
When 28-year-old Russian mechanic Sergey Tuganov reportedly accepted a $4,300 bet from two women who claimed he didn’t have the stamina to endure an all-day orgy with them, little did he know he was accepting his death sentence. But what a helluva way to go, right?
Yes, Mr. Tuganov’s intents to show the girls what a playa he is ended tragically after he wolfed down an entire bottle of Viagra in twelve hours. The end result? One happy guy (we theorize) and one fatal heart attack (which likely lead to two very guilty and creeped out women). Moral of this story? Don’t accept an all-day sex invitation if you can’t handle the deed au naturel.
3. Hotel No-Tell
In Japan, “love hotels” are totally common — and, unfortunately, people dying during Viagra-fueled sex is become common as well. In fact, owners of love hotels have seen such a sharp increase in “guests” who die while doing the deed that they’re quite concerned.
“They tend to push themselves beyond their own limits,” one hotel owner said. “For an older man to take Viagra and then jump on a young girl’s bones, he’s asking for trouble.” Indeed. A highly-stressed elderly Japanese man popping Little Blue Pills with reckless abandon does sound a bit risky.
The owner went on to say, “The woman straddling the man is a frequent source of heart failure because apparently the excitement is just too much for some individuals.” Mm, okay, we could’ve done without the visual, but this definitely exemplifies how the Viagra-taker could go from being stiff in the midsection to stiff all over.
Complicating matters is the fact that the elevators in these hotels are notoriously small, and getting the dead body out is quite a challenge. No surprise that the mistresses of the deceased almost always flee the scene, to avoid confrontation by the police or the dead man’s scorned wife.
While Viagra is a great drug for those who need it and use it properly, there will always be schmucks who put themselves (or their loved ones) in danger by abusing the drug. The take-away, then? Stick to the FDA-approved uses for Viagra (or the off-label recommendation provided by your doctor) or possibly suffer the consequences of ending up as a Weird News headline!
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By: Liberty Kontranowski
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