Like they said in the old TV commercial, he liked the product so much he bought the company. Now he owned one of the largest pharmaceutical chains in the Northeast, and if he let it get scooped up by a nationwide erection problems drug company, it would be even bigger. The question: was it the right prescription for him? What role would he get to play in the new conglomerate?
When titans team up, there are always a few suits that have to walk the “last mile” out of headquarters. And sure he’d be rich with the buyout, but he’d need an ED treatment for his soul – what was the point of a life’s work only to sell it off?
Meanwhile, she’d been making “conference room eyes” at him all morning. Susan. One of their top people. Both of them sitting there listening as the head of the R & D division had droned on and on about the latest research developments with Levitra. Then Tech Enhancements had done a PowerPoint presentation about how their customers could order drugs online faster, and all the while his eyes were focused on a sliver of camisole just under her jacket, the swell of her breasts…
The meeting broke up, and she made the playful joke that always got them started. “Let’s merge!”
“I don’t know,” he answered, knowing how weak it sounded in his ears. She held up a blue Viagra pill in a teasing gesture, and then poured him a glass of water from the carafe.
“Come on, merge with me,” she said. And dropped the Viagra pill into the divide between her breasts, posing it there tantalizingly. He looked around. The conference room was at the end of the floor with one large window looking out on the hall, across from a big poster designed for the latest Cialis campaign.
What are you hesitating for? You’re a widower, and it’s your boardroom, damn it!
Susan sat right on the edge of the conference table, leaning forward to practically shove her breasts in his face. With one last furtive glance, he pushed his mouth in, his tongue and lips urgently scooping up the Viagra. She giggled over the tickling sensation and let out a delighted gasp of pleasure.
“Found your Truffle?” she laughed, as he swallowed the Viagra with a gulp of water.
“Hope you don’t have any pressing appointments,” he told her, trying to keep relaxed and casual. “It’ll take about fifteen minutes for the Viagra to kick in.”
“Then I suppose I have time to win you over,” she said, and swung her legs up to crawl across the conference table and pull the blind down on the single window. She accidentally hit the nearby keyboard, and the stray light from the monitor revealed her panties from a new angle.
They were alone.
“Convince me,” he chuckled. “On both fronts.”
“Undo your fly, and it’ll help,” she replied smoothly. And so help him, he did.
She unbuttoned her jacket. “You are an important acquisition for us. I need your strength – we need your strength. Your distribution network will empower the market base we have for our erection issues products. You’re poised above a whole delta of customer satisfaction, and we need that, we need those results hard and fast. Now.”
She took her top off. Her breasts were already swelling out of their bra cups, and he got an erotic charge out of her swollen pink areola and the hide-and-seek game her nipples played with the fringe of lace. “The cross selling advantages are already worth your while. Right now we know you’re not happy losing customers to generic Viagra mailed from overseas. Our products are FDA approved, and we’re competitive on price. Come in with us and your credibility goes up as well. Lots of things will go up.”
He smiled and wiped his mouth. It was starting to feel hot in here. As she unclasped her bra, she tossed her silky brown mane and the gentle bounce of her freed breasts made him lose attention for all of two seconds. “Did you hear me?”
“Uh, sorry…?”
“I said our advertising division can combine with yours and target all East Coast magazine inserts and TV buys on erection problems – we don’t just say, ‘Buy Levitra,’ we say, ‘Buy Levitra online from your pharmacies.”
“Right, right.” He had to take off his jacket. He wanted to burst into nervous laughter. If anyone were to walk in here now, they’d both be humiliated. He should stop this, he thought. For her sake. He noticed cracks of light through the blinds and half expected someone passing by the Cialis poster in the hallway to barge in on them. He should stop this foolishness right this instant. She was a respected senior executive, she was top of her field, she was–
She was unzipping her skirt and tossing it by the door, out of reach. Her panties were pink and thin, and he could see a neatly trimmed wedge casting a dark shadow. “I used the Levitra example in the prospectus, but I should say for vertical integration that–”
“Managers’ compensation,” he prompted. Despite the ego boost he was getting at that moment and whatever physical pleasure was to come, he knew he’d still be left with that hollow feeling over the merger two hours later.
“What?” she asked, and she seemed genuinely thrown.
“Look,” he said. “Yes, you’ll get a great company with a valuation of millions, so that you can move all the loss of erection products you want and capture the lion’s share of the market. But you know what? I built my pharmacy chain because I knew there were people out there like me who needed reliable, safe treatments and reputable online drugs. I knew there were guys with erection dysfunction who felt powerless, empty – like me.”
“What…? What are you…? I don’t understand.” She sat there, eyes brown and wide, lashes that belonged on a doe, a luscious body of a woman, but her expression innocent, mildly hurt.
“I’m saying I don’t want to ever feel powerless or empty again,” he said. “And if I sell off the company…”
“You don’t have to feel powerless,” she replied. “You don’t honestly think I want to buy this company and leave you behind, do you? I thought we understood each other better than that.”
“I understand you make products that treat erection health, and you want to sell them better and make a healthy fat profit. That’s fine. But… maybe I’m not part of your plans.”
“You’re a sexy fool,” she declared and lifted her knees up to slip off her panties.
“Don’t,” he said. “Someone could walk in, and–”
“Nobody’s going to walk in,” she replied, and she sounded so sure. “Everyone knows I’m in here discussing the merger with you.”
“Yeah, but they didn’t expect you’d end up–”
“Oh,” she laughed her tinkling laugh. “They might expect it – I didn’t say what merger I wanted to discuss alone with you. We make Viagra and your pharmacy chain sells it. It’s going to be a marriage made in heaven. In both senses of the word.”
She leaned over and twisted her curvaceous body across the table to reach for her jacket and he enjoyed her hourglass figure again but was still confused. Until she pulled the ring out of her pocket.
“I’m not just unconventional in my career,” she told him, straddling his lap as she pushed the gold band onto his ring finger. “Ah, I see the Viagra has kicked in…”

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