- Part I – Setting the Stage
- Part II – The Results
- Part III – Conclusion
In our experiment to see which erectile dysfunction drug would keep flowers freshest the longest — Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra — we started off with the Viagra flowers standing proud and erect.
The Viagra flowers held firm.
Predictably, the first flowers to show signs of droopage were the ones in plain water.
H2OH – BOY
Georgia O’Keefe would not be pleased
On the third day, the wilting was barely noticeable, but it was there, like thinking of your grandmother during foreplay.
By Day 7, we had a most surprising result: all the bouquets were going flaccid — except one!
The Viagra flowers resembled a partially-cooked noodle
The Cialis flowers looked like an unconscious wiener dog
But the LEVITRA flowers: standing at full attention!
Eureka! A scientific breakthrough! Levitra appeared to work even better than Viagra at keeping flowers fresh! This would revolutionize the floral business! Imagine a free prescription included with every arrangement. Send your lover flowers, and get a love drug thrown in for the following night!
Now that we had pioneered this new frontier of science and floral marketing, our final question was how long would Levitra keep the flowers fresh? The answer is next.
Continue to Part 3: The Happy Ending!
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