{"id":4171,"date":"2016-11-18T22:43:38","date_gmt":"2010-11-18T22:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.edrugstore.md\/articles\/?p=630"},"modified":"2010-11-18T22:43:38","modified_gmt":"2010-11-18T22:43:38","slug":"top-5-most-inappropriate-penis-displays-in-public","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edrugstore.com\/blog\/current-health-news\/top-5-most-inappropriate-penis-displays-in-public\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 Most Inappropriate Penis Displays in Public"},"content":{"rendered":"

People drop their pants. It happens. Probably every day. A quick search of \u201cpants falling down\u201d<\/a> on YouTube returns tons of videos featuring unsuspecting people dropping trou. But what happens when you\u2019re a celebrity, and your wardrobe malfunction happens in front of, well, the world<\/em>? Here\u2019s what happens:<\/p>\n

1.\u00a0 The Single(tary) Most Disturbing Half-Time Ass-Chewing Ever<\/h2>\n

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\nWhen the San Franscisco 49ers were getting spanked on the field during their October 26, 2008 game against the Seattle Seahawks, coach Mike Singletary decided to use a whole new tactic for expressing his angst at the situation: he took his pants off<\/em>.<\/p>\n

In an effort to illustrate the team getting their \u201ctails\u201d whipped on the field, Singletary bared his buttcheeks during the half-time locker room shakedown, to drive home the point that they should all feel humiliated by their poor performance. Rumor has it that the pants stayed ankle-bound for the entire 3-4 minute berating by Coach S. Was it effective? The Niners still lost, but they gained a whole new perspective<\/em> on their coach.<\/p>\n

2. Eagles and Bears and Buns, Oh My!<\/h2>\n

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When you\u2019re in the game, you\u2019re in the game. And if that means your chocolate moon gets exposed, well, so be it. You\u2019ve got to make the play<\/em>.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s what Chicago Bears Wide Receiver Devin Hester learned\u2026the hard way.<\/p>\n

During the fourth quarter of the November 22, 2009 game between the Bears and the Eagles, Eagles player, Dmitri Patterson, attempted to tackle Hester, exposing his bits and pieces along the way.<\/p>\n

Well, the Bears still lost by 4, but nobody could point the finger at Hester for not holding up his end of the deal, right?<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0 A New Meaning for the Term \u201cSoccer BALLS\u201d<\/h2>\n

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When Brazilian soccer player extraordinaire, Neymar, hits the field, he\u2019s all business. But his pants can\u2019t say the same thing. In fact, the sons of britches were so long that Neymar himself hooked them with his shoe during an August 2010 game, pulling them off. The result? A full-on view of the athlete\u2019s tightie blackies (with tell-tale buttcheeks and wobbly bits included). Score!<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0 Ain\u2019t No Lyin\u2019: Steve Lyons Drops \u2018Em\u2026On the Field
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You make a kickass play, narrowly sliding into first base after defeating a bunt hit when it happens\u2026you have dirt in your drawers. And lots of it. So, what do you do? You drop your pants and set the dirt free, of course.<\/p>\n

Or do you?<\/p>\n

Most would be aware of the fact that millions of people are watching as you take off your pants. You know, people at the game, people watching on TV, people who will see your momentary lapse of judgment on YouTube for the rest of forever. But that didn\u2019t stop Chicago White Sox player \u201cPsycho\u201d Steve Lyons in a 1990 game against the Detroit Tigers. That\u2019s not how he got his nickname, but it didn\u2019t hurt.<\/p>\n

5. Leave it to Bieber<\/h2>\n

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\nUnfortunately for singing twitsation, Justin Bieber, losing his pants is a fairly common occurrence. He\u2019s lost them on the beach and, well, just about everywhere else. We guess that\u2019ll happen when your butt is so small and your pants are so low.<\/p>\n

But still, Beebs sunk to a whole new level when he inadvertently lost his cover while performing on stage in July of 2010. And while the Bieber Nation girls probably lost their minds at the sight of his bootay, the rest of the world rolled their eyes, silently wishing the boy\u2019s mother would buy him some pants that fit already.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

People drop their pants. It happens. Probably every day. A quick search of \u201cpants falling down\u201d on YouTube returns tons of videos featuring unsuspecting people dropping trou. But what happens when you\u2019re a celebrity, and your wardrobe malfunction happens in front of, well, the world? Here\u2019s what happens: 1.\u00a0 The Single(tary) Most Disturbing Half-Time Ass-Chewing […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_autoblog_aioseo_focus_keyphrase":"","_autoblog_aioseo_title":"","_autoblog_aioseo_description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-health-news"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t