{"id":4167,"date":"2016-01-18T16:08:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-18T16:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/edrugstore.uat.com\/articles\/?p=269"},"modified":"2017-12-06T19:05:47","modified_gmt":"2017-12-06T19:05:47","slug":"6-weirdest-viagra-spam-emails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edrugstore.com\/blog\/current-health-news\/6-weirdest-viagra-spam-emails\/","title":{"rendered":"6 Weirdest Viagra Spam Emails"},"content":{"rendered":"

Summary: Even the most savvy e-mail filters can’t keep out all the Viagra spam, and most of us have just learned to tune them out. But every once in a while, we just have to give those spammers credit for creativity.<\/p>\n

By: Al Natanagara<\/p>\n

<\/em>This is not a hard one. And no, that first sentence is not part of the list. Anyone with an email account is painfully aware of the scourge of spam surrounding Viagra<\/a>, and those who give in and open those messages know that it can get bizarre. True story: I checked my spam folder not 30 seconds ago and I saw this gem: Enhance your tool and ladies will be lining up behind your door.<\/em><\/p>\n

I asked friends from all over the online world for their favorite real Viagra spam. Here are the six weirdest. Enjoy, and remember: A big penis after a small one feels like the sun after rain.<\/p>\n

1.
\n\"\"<\/p>\n

<\/em>There is no Spoon<\/font><\/p>\n

2.<\/strong>
\n \"Small<\/p>\n

The image of my penis dragging itself across a dry desert road is not one I shall easily get out of my head.<\/font><\/p>\n

3. 
\n\"Is<\/p>\n

That poor little guy’s problem is not that he’s small…it’s that SOMEONE JUST BEAT THE STUFFING OUT OF HIM. Now excuse me while I go curl up into a ball for an hour or two.<\/font> <\/p>\n

4.
\n\"Uncle<\/p>\n

I wasn’t aware that having a large cock makes a man a better American. Now I know.<\/font><\/p>\n

5.
\n\"Floating<\/p>\n

Bad Bonerini! Everyone knows a magician NEVER gives away his secrets!<\/font><\/p>\n

6.
\n\"Sexy<\/p>\n

I’m not familiar with the red and white pill, but if it’s a suppository, I wouldn’t even let HER give it to me. And another thing: If this ad doesn’t give you a tenpole STAT, then you’d best place an order.<\/font><\/p>\n

If you thought this was entertaining, see our other related articles:
\nThe Top 10 Penis Artifacts<\/a>
\nThe History of the Erection<\/a>
\nThe Erectile Dysflower Experiment<\/a><\/p>\n

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