{"id":3682,"date":"2016-03-07T21:03:27","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T21:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.edrugstore.md\/articles\/?p=3682"},"modified":"2013-12-09T20:38:37","modified_gmt":"2013-12-09T20:38:37","slug":"how-to-buy-viagra-for-joe-biden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edrugstore.com\/blog\/erectile-dysfunction\/viagra\/how-to-buy-viagra-for-joe-biden\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Buy Viagra for Joe Biden"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>You have to feel bad for Joe Biden.\u00a0 Being Vice President is a stressful job, but it has to be done.\u00a0 In addition to working with the Senate, he’s got diplomatic work, stumping for Obama, public relations, behind the scenes work on legislation, visits with school children…all this from a guy who said, when announcing he was running for President, \u201cI’d rather be at home making love to my wife while my children are asleep.\u201d<\/a> He’s probably barely home and when he is, he’s got quite a lot on his mind.<\/p>\n

We may make fun of the Vice President, especially since in the last twenty years the office has been filled by a robot, somebody we’re pretty sure is actually a Bond villain who got the job by mistake, and some doofus who can’t spell \u201cpotato\u201d.\u00a0 But it’s a hard job, and it can weigh heavily on the mind, so can’t we all use a little lift?<\/p>\n

Far be it from us, the American people, not to pitch in and help Mr. Biden.\u00a0 So here’s how you do it.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Secure a prescription for Viagra.\u00a0 Drugs shouldn’t be played around with, and any \"\"<\/a>drug should have a prescription.\u00a0 Viagra really shouldn’t be taken if you don’t need it, which is why we’re giving it to our Vice President.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Make sure Mr. Biden has a prescription, and that they match.\u00a0 For some reason, the Vice President’s office wouldn’t give us an answer to this (in fact, they just hung up on us, didn’t even transfer us to him or anything!), so we’ll just go ahead and assume he does.\u00a0 Still, his staff could stand to be more polite.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Choose a reputable online pharmacy with a good customer service ranking.\u00a0 Ideally choose one familiar with delivering pharmaceuticals to government employees: you might want to call their customer helpline and ask, although again for some reason nobody would give us a straight answer on this one.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Give the shipping address as 1 Observatory Circle, Washington D.C., 20007.\u00a0 You really don’t want to send it to his office.\u00a0 That would just be awkward for him to have to explain to everyone involved.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Make sure to include a nice gift note and your return address, in case he needs to return it or would like to get in touch with you.<\/p>\n

Sit back, relax, and enjoy, knowing that you’ve helped your fellow man.<\/p>\n

(Editorial Note: This article is just a joke. You really shouldn’t be sending our Vice President prescription drugs of any kind in the mail.\u00a0 It’ll probably get you added to some sort of list, or possibly visited by the FBI.\u00a0 So don’t do it.\u00a0 Or if you do do it, say you got the idea from Glenn Beck or something.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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