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A Bodice Ripper from the Lady Felicity Series<\/span><\/h1>\n

Oh, to be a comely lass but unmarried in rural England! I am sure I would have been consigned to spinsterhood had it not been for Elliott and the godsend that is online Cialis.<\/p>\n

Ever since the vicar ran off with my sister, scandal has been attached to the noble name of Slutbottom in the county of Hazard in Hertfordshire.<\/p>\n

"Maybe you could marry the Duke," Mother mused one afternoon while we were whipping the servants.<\/p>\n

"Lucas or Beauregard?" I asked, confused. "Mother, you must remember there are two Dukes of Hazard."<\/p>\n

But in the end, Mother decided neither was suitable. Yes, they were a couple of good ol’ boys, but neither struck us as terribly English.<\/p>\n

"Why can’t I marry Thad?" I whined and simpered in the most lady-like fashion. "I love him!"<\/p>\n

It was true. Thad was our stable boy, with shiny blond locks and rippling muscles. Many a happy hour were spent in the barn as he gave me riding lessons.<\/p>\n

I remember the first day I ever laid eyes on Thad, for my eyes weren’t the only things that got laid that day. Mother and I were walking by, and my heart heaved. My bosom heaved. Mother’s stomach heaved.<\/p>\n

But that seemed so long ago, and Mother refused now to let me marry a commoner. I ran to the stable with the prize saddle Thad and I always liked to share.<\/p>\n

"It doesn’t matter, Felicity," said Thad, looking less sexy than usual since he was shoveling manure. "I’m not as strong as I used to be."<\/p>\n

"Oh, Thad!" I cried. "Why don’t you just go buy Cialis online<\/a>? I’ll wait for you, you know I will!"<\/p>\n

Thad put down the manure shovel, and I held my nose as we kissed. Then he went off to buy Cialis online, but this was England and it was 1782, so "online" meant standing in a line outside the village pharmacy thirty miles away.<\/p>\n

In the meantime, Mother came to me with an announcement. "I have promised your hand in marriage to Lord Elliott Rockthigh. Actually, I promised more than your hand, I put quill to paper and let him know you have a great rack. In time, my dear, you’ll see that a woman can learn to love a man — especially if he’s loaded."<\/p>\n

I despaired. I cried. I threw up. Elliott Rockthigh was much older than me. I was sure he wouldn’t have the stamina to keep up with my randy young ways, especially if I wore that leather corset my cousin Jane Austen so kindly gave me. I waited in vain for Thad’s return from his journey to buy Cialis online in the village but there was no word for several days. Finally, a note arrived.<\/p>\n

"Dear Felicity, I was able to buy Cialis online. The whole village is debating Cialis vs. Viagra<\/a> but Cialis works for me, I have now discovered. To make sure I wouldn’t disappoint you, I tested it with the comely and fair Bronte sisters. Since Cialis is good for 36 hours, I gave them 12 hours a piece! Do those girls know how to party! I realize now that we’re two very different people, Felicity, and I can never marry you. Plus, I really hate your mother. Affectionately, Thad."<\/p>\n

I was inconsolable and sobbed for several minutes. I then made a mental note to have Thad whipped thoroughly when he returned to his job in the stable. Then Mother told me the coach was ready to take me to Castle Rockthigh.<\/p>\n

Elliott Rockthigh had a reputation as a difficult man who often went brooding on the moors, which he often dismissed to friends as merely searching for his car keys. I was prepared to hate him immediately, but I wasn’t prepared for the gaze of those smoldering eyes.<\/p>\n

"Why your Lordship, you look pained," I declared.<\/p>\n

"Yes," said Elliott. "I got smoke in my eyes on the moors this morning, and it still burns. My eyes are really smoldering!"<\/p>\n

Out of compassion, I rushed to him and asked to let me look. Immediately, I felt something on my hip. If his member was this substantial while still in his pants, I could only imagine what it would be like when it was a member at large. Despite my earlier objections, I was now ready to receive him, since membership has its privileges. But Elliott pushed me away.<\/p>\n

"You must realize, Felicity, you shall be my wife in name only," he said. "I took you only to repay your late father’s political help. I knew that Parliament has always been full of Slutbottoms, and that your father would one day need a Rockthigh. But we can never consummate our marriage due to my erectile dysfunction!"<\/p>\n

"But Elliott, why don’t you buy Cialis online?" I cried. "It worked for our stable boy. He used to have a terrible case of erectile dysfunction and then –"<\/p>\n

"Wait a minute – your mother told me you were a virgin."<\/p>\n

"Yes, well, um, er, I just heard that thing about the stable boy, a rumor," I put in quickly.<\/p>\n

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"I see," he muttered, sounding unconvinced.<\/p>\n

"Elliott, my new love," I said. "Don’t you know that if you buy Cialis online, one dose can assure you of firmer, longer-lasting erections for up to 36 hours? And we’re gentry, Elliott! Cialis is perfect for us. It’s not like we work for a living – that’s what peasants are for! My God, we don’t even read. We just enjoy hunting foxes and screwing!"<\/p>\n

"Hmmm," Elliott thought aloud. "I could ride over to the nearby apothecary and get generic Cialis."<\/p>\n

"No, no, it can’t be generic Cialis, it has to be the real thing," I protested. "If you don’t get genuine Cialis and buy a fake instead, it could prove ineffective and even damage your health."<\/p>\n

"You do love me, my little crumpet!" exclaimed Elliott.<\/p>\n

And with that, he took the coach into town very fast, trampling several poor people to death. When he returned, I knew from the smile on his face that he had got the chance to buy Cialis online<\/a>, and that we would be as one, wrapped in each other’s arms and in the throes of true love’s ecstasy. Also, we’d bonk like tree monkeys.<\/p>\n

He took his Cialis pill, and fifteen minutes later, threw his champagne glass into the fire. "I feel like Cialis has given me a new lease on life. Come here, my darling, and let me rip that bodice right off you!"<\/p>\n

I felt his burning kisses up and down my neck, inflaming my passions. My bosom was heaving again, which excited my Lord greatly and also did wonders for his little lord. As I felt his surging masculinity driving into my feminine core, I was overcome by a wave of euphemisms.<\/p>\n

"Kiss me, you stallion!" I screamed.<\/p>\n

Then Elliott smiled and pulled out a riding crop, and I knew we would be in marital bliss for many years to come.<\/p>\n

***to be continued***<\/p>\n

Ladies, want to turn your hubby into a Lord Rockthigh or even a Thad – overnight? Buy Cialis online here.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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