{"id":271,"date":"2016-02-11T13:13:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-11T13:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/edrugstore.uat.com\/articles\/?p=271"},"modified":"2017-12-06T19:05:53","modified_gmt":"2017-12-06T19:05:53","slug":"the-top-five-banned-viagra-commercials","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edrugstore.com\/blog\/current-health-news\/the-top-five-banned-viagra-commercials\/","title":{"rendered":"The Top Five Banned Viagra Commercials"},"content":{"rendered":"

Summary:
\nIt’s hard to imagine that anything could be in a commercial about penis medication that might put up a red flag for the censors, but it has happened. More than once, even.<\/em><\/p>\n

by Al Natanagara<\/p>\n

There is more than one ED medication on the shelves, and with all the herbal male enhancement and counterfeit products, manufacturers are looking for an edge in the crowded marketplace.<\/p>\n

Drop and Give Me ONE<\/strong>
\nThis banned Viagra commercial foreshadows a recurring theme: That of the superhuman erect penis. Apparently, this joke never gets old, and ED medication<\/a> manufacturers never get the clue that if they make a superhuman erect penis commercial, it will be banned.<\/p>\n

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Protect Your Valuables<\/strong>
\nMuay Thai (Thai kickboxing) is one of the most brutal sports in the world, and apparently it doesn’t pay its fighters enough that they can only afford counterfeit ED meds. I don’t know about you, but even if the world championship was on the line, there’s no way I would step into the ring of doom with a raging case of priapism.<\/p>\n

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Getting the Wrinkles Out<\/strong>
\nThe girl in this one is undoubtedly hot, but any erotic effect her presence may have is immediately offset by the Mike-Myers-meets-Six-Flags-guy protagonist and the January-December romance that is implied in the plot. Then again, I’m too young to join AARP and this ad is likely not targeted at my demographic.<\/p>\n

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Spring Cleaning<\/strong>
\nOkay, it’s not Viagra<\/a>. I’ve never heard of Vigorin. I’ve also never slammed my wang in a window. Yet another commercial that demonstrates the power of an "enhanced" erection, this one had me doubled over with my hands over my crotch well before the telegraphed denouement.<\/p>\n

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Your Biggest Fan<\/strong>
\nAwwwwwww! Those cute seniors, desperate to recapture the passion of their youth. Thank you, little miracle pill, for giving him this chance to give her the night she’s been dreaming of for decades. The moral of the story: Don’t put your bed there.
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