{"id":18389,"date":"2017-11-26T13:43:37","date_gmt":"2017-11-26T20:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.accessrx.com\/blog\/?p=18389"},"modified":"2017-11-26T13:43:37","modified_gmt":"2017-11-26T20:43:37","slug":"cream-filled-penis-waffles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edrugstore.com\/blog\/erectile-dysfunction\/cream-filled-penis-waffles\/","title":{"rendered":"Cream-Filled Penis Waffles?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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phallus-shaped foods<\/figcaption><\/figure> Bananas, hot dogs, popsicles \u2026 the jokes and overdone movie scenes about these phallus-shaped foods (or the limp versions implying erectile dysfunction) are well known around the globe. But there are plenty of new foods popping up like teen boys\u2019 erections that contribute to the novelty of putting an edible penis to your mouth.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cream-filled penis waffles<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ketnita Prasertsomboon, who owns the Bangkok food stall, Pho Hai Ma, (which translates to \u201cI got it from my dad\u201d), now sells penis-shaped waffles. They sell for the American equivalent of $1.20 and are stuffed with cream or cheese and sausage. You can get them with ketchup, mayonnaise or chocolate. Apparently, Pho Hai Ma isn\u2019t the inventor of the erect edibles, as other vendors had sold them in Taiwan previously.<\/p>\n

Sausage penises<\/strong><\/p>\n

There\u2019s a food stall in Taipei that apparently only serves penis-shaped foods. In addition to \u201cBig Fruit Cock\u201d popsicles in flavors like mulberry and passion fruit, the vendor sells penis-shaped sausages with Thai Chili Sauce, Red Wine Tomato Sauce, Honey Mustard Sauce, Taiwan Sweet & Spicy Sauce and Caesar Cheese Sauce.<\/p>\n

Pineapple Cake<\/strong><\/p>\n

Taiwan (see a trend?) sells penis-shaped pineapple cake, which is apparently something they\u2019re famous for.<\/p>\n

Penis Gummies<\/strong><\/p>\n

A bachelorette party favorite, penis shaped gummies can be found pretty easily on sites like Amazon.<\/p>\n

Pasta<\/strong><\/p>\n

This isn\u2019t your kids\u2019 macaroni and cheese. MacAweenie & Cheese bills itself as \u201cthe Original Cheese Weenie\u201d for those who like their noodles al dente. There\u2019s also a fancier version called simply \u201cPenis Pasta.\u201d<\/p>\n

Peanut Brittle<\/strong><\/p>\n

Called \u201cPenis Brittle,\u201d this tasty treat uses the slogan \u201cNibble those nuts!\u201d<\/p>\n

Cookies<\/strong><\/p>\n

Although there are plenty of places you can buy penis-shaped cookies, why not just buy the cookie cutter and do it yourself?<\/p>\n

Ice Cream<\/strong><\/p>\n

Lots of places\u2014especially Asian countries, for some reason\u2014sell penis-shaped ice cream.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

What\u2019s the point of penis-shaped foods? It\u2019s not like eating them will cure your erectile dysfunction. (The only thing you can consume that will cure erectile dysfunction is a pill\u2014Viagra, Cialis or Levitra, for example.) Still, there\u2019s something fun and silly about getting a photo op out of your snack. Just enjoy something that shows you don\u2019t take yourself too seriously.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bananas, hot dogs, popsicles \u2026 the jokes and overdone movie scenes about these phallus-shaped foods (or the limp versions implying erectile dysfunction) are well known around the globe. But there are plenty of new foods popping up like teen boys\u2019 erections that contribute to the novelty of putting an edible penis to your mouth.\u00a0 Cream-filled […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18395,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_autoblog_aioseo_focus_keyphrase":"","_autoblog_aioseo_title":"","_autoblog_aioseo_description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[23,347,765],"class_list":["post-18389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-erectile-dysfunction","tag-erectile-dysfunction-2","tag-penis","tag-penis-shaped-foods"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t